Post by spookydoom on Oct 19, 2009 16:03:25 GMT -7
[He only just recently earned his DCWL contract and the American Freebear is already receiving title shots! Facing Derrick L. Ford at Death of a Ladies Man on November 4th, the American Freebear enters battle with success already in hand (or at least in paw)... With an early victory at Total Drama Wrestling! That's right, the Moondog with the Moonsault is a contestant on the Reality Show for wrestlers, where he showed just why he's top bear around here with a resounding win during the Quest for the Foreign Object challenge! Here's Dan Clear with an interview with the cross-promotional personality.]
Clear: Mr. Freebear, what are you doing here if you're locked away in the prison that serves as a backdrop for TDW?
Freebear: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!!
[No it isn't!]
Freebear: Dan, it's a pleasure to represent DCWL in the Total Drama Wrestling program; showing the fans all across the nation the greatness that this wrestling federation possesses, where the Freebears soar above all competition!
Clear: But how did you-
Freebear: WE WILL SPEAK NO MORE OF THIS!
[Oh yes we will!]
Freebear: Okay fine, we will. Deal is, Dan; Total Drama Wrestling is taped at the Prison in the middle of Nowhere, and you'll all get to see the episodes as they air on Cheap Ass Production. I won't tell you how it ends, but I will tell you that you can expect a whole lot of excitement and incredible action for as long as the Freebear is still active!!!
Clear: Well now that this has been settled-
Freebear: BUT NOTHING HAS BEEN SETTLED BETWEEN ME AND DERRICK L. FORD!!! Probably because nothing has been put into motion between the two of us, but I won't let a little thing like lack of motivation stop me from making this the most storied rivalry in DCWL history!! Derrick, you soon gonna learn that the American Freebear is the only bear... With the heart of a champion! Yeah I claw, I maul and I climb on top to create the impossible as I soar through the sky and crush my foes underneath. But more importantly then all that, I fight. And I never stop fighting!
[He looks into the camera, big close-up with the hairy one coming up!]
Freebear: With everyone watching at home; there's no way that the American Freebear, the only bear that flies, can do any less. If you thought I brought the goods for my tryout match, just wait to see what I'll do to capture DCWL's prestigious championships! The last man I faced was frikkin' 7 foot tall! 400 pounds! Ford: you're heading for the scrap heap!
Freebear: SO DON'T FORGET TO WATCH TOTAL DRAMA WRESTLING REGULARLY!!!
Clear: Do you always have to shout?
Freebear: THIS BEAR YOU CANNOT CHANGE!!! LORD, I CAN'T CHANGE!!!!
Clear: Obviously so. Folks, this is Dan Clear wishing you goodnight, or good afternoon, or whatever the Hell is appropriate at the current time of day in which you are enjoying this broadcast.
[WE FADE OUT!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!]
[ADDENDUM: THE SHOW IN QUESTION IS RIGHT HERE!!!!! CLICK ALREADY!!!!!!!!]
Clear: Mr. Freebear, what are you doing here if you're locked away in the prison that serves as a backdrop for TDW?
Freebear: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!!
[No it isn't!]
Freebear: Dan, it's a pleasure to represent DCWL in the Total Drama Wrestling program; showing the fans all across the nation the greatness that this wrestling federation possesses, where the Freebears soar above all competition!
Clear: But how did you-
Freebear: WE WILL SPEAK NO MORE OF THIS!
[Oh yes we will!]
Freebear: Okay fine, we will. Deal is, Dan; Total Drama Wrestling is taped at the Prison in the middle of Nowhere, and you'll all get to see the episodes as they air on Cheap Ass Production. I won't tell you how it ends, but I will tell you that you can expect a whole lot of excitement and incredible action for as long as the Freebear is still active!!!
Clear: Well now that this has been settled-
Freebear: BUT NOTHING HAS BEEN SETTLED BETWEEN ME AND DERRICK L. FORD!!! Probably because nothing has been put into motion between the two of us, but I won't let a little thing like lack of motivation stop me from making this the most storied rivalry in DCWL history!! Derrick, you soon gonna learn that the American Freebear is the only bear... With the heart of a champion! Yeah I claw, I maul and I climb on top to create the impossible as I soar through the sky and crush my foes underneath. But more importantly then all that, I fight. And I never stop fighting!
[He looks into the camera, big close-up with the hairy one coming up!]
Freebear: With everyone watching at home; there's no way that the American Freebear, the only bear that flies, can do any less. If you thought I brought the goods for my tryout match, just wait to see what I'll do to capture DCWL's prestigious championships! The last man I faced was frikkin' 7 foot tall! 400 pounds! Ford: you're heading for the scrap heap!
Freebear: SO DON'T FORGET TO WATCH TOTAL DRAMA WRESTLING REGULARLY!!!
Clear: Do you always have to shout?
Freebear: THIS BEAR YOU CANNOT CHANGE!!! LORD, I CAN'T CHANGE!!!!
Clear: Obviously so. Folks, this is Dan Clear wishing you goodnight, or good afternoon, or whatever the Hell is appropriate at the current time of day in which you are enjoying this broadcast.
[WE FADE OUT!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!]
[ADDENDUM: THE SHOW IN QUESTION IS RIGHT HERE!!!!! CLICK ALREADY!!!!!!!!]
