Post by yansuko on Nov 6, 2009 18:50:34 GMT -7
Welcome DCWL Enthusiasts,
Julianne Moore here, you know that sexy twenty-three year old you've never seen? That's me! After, "Death of A Ladies Man" the DCWL is looking to make sense of what Maurice Thompson did to Beckson.
Who will Beckson and Corella face at Drink Black Whole Brew..
And what the hell is Doug Foster doing?
Lets get on with this shall we?
Paul Doom vs Killa 187, Ert Williams, Necro Bartender
This was a bit random and surprising..not sure who decided a light tube match was a good idea to get the crowd into it. But hey, Da Ace Killas and Necro Jabrone...I mean Necro Bartender need to earn their pay right. Paul Doom never stood a chance.
Brian Irwin v. Max Turbo v. B.A. Jive v. Nathan Taylor
Yes, you read that correctly, Kevin Alloy came out and announced that the monster Nathan Taylor was taking Porno Anderson's place in this match. Which made him the automatic favorite.
This was a highly competitive match, and I wanted to see Taylor win so he could get in the ring against Beckson. I may not like Taylor, but I've seen him in the ring. He's even more powerful than the Nazi(better known as Beckson)!
Around fourteen and a half minutes Turbo rolled up Irwin to get the win. He erned himself a long break before taking on Beckson in the main event. His speed will be a challenge for Beckson.
Then we heard from Maurice Thompson, who surprisingly had nothing to say about Beckson, which would only be a tale of things to come later in the night...
Next that moron Henry Spikes came out with Erica "I Whine A lot" Toughill and James "I'm A MMA Reject" O'Connor. Which caused Kyle Hayded and Kevin Alloy to come out. The ending result would be Sierra Brown set to face Erica Toughill and James O'Connor to take on the retired Chazz Christian. Yeah...O'Connor is tough he can wrestle a retired commentator with a heart problem....
Maybe he'll challenge Blaze next...
Logan "Sledge" Braddock v. Alton West
This was a surprisingly competitive match, I felt West had Sledge beat, but he was able to fight out of the West Lock and was able to hit West with the BLock Buster. It was a good showing for West, but Sledge got the victory.
I'm not sure what match Rich Manning saw to say Sledge dominated West...The bigger question is why did Max Turbo come out to help West afterward?
Maurice Thompson v. The Great Atma
Now...The word is that Atma is West...Even the DCWL webmaster feels the same. Eh...he probably is...
He busted open Thompson in what was a very good match. Thompson's extensive training looked to pay off as he looked to be in better shape. He also withstood Shining Wizard after Shining Wizard from Atma,
He eventually dropped Atma on his neck with his devastating Uranage the, "Native's Unite" to put Atma away. Definitely a good victory for the youngster.
Then Beckson came to the ring and attempted to give some management driven apology...yeah...skip. I have my spill on this "man" later.
Sierra Brown v. Erica Toughill
This was a hard hitting match with a contrast of styled that I definitely thought Toughill would win, but another "The Truth" Superkick ended another night and Toughill got another victory.
I think Molly Molotov is the only woman on our roster that can stop Brown.
Then we heard from Marcus Davis, after that idiot Dan Clear lost himself a story. He was prepared for his match against the cocky Mike Anderson.
Then we had something that really got under my skin..Dan Clear interviewed the Nazi(by accident) and claimed DCWL management were trying to get the belt off of him and "give" it to Turbo or Thompson to _IMPRESS_ their liberal friends.
....
....
Go To Hell Dan Clear, I wish they were trying to cheat the Nazi out of the belt...You need to go back to whatever pathetic place you crawled from and stay there. You aren't cut for this business, you're a joke. I mean Caleb Brantseg is in your family...
Get A Clue
Moving on...
DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP: American Freebear v. Derrick L. Ford
This was a solid match that I was guessing Freebear would be the victor in, instead Ford kept fighting and got the victory after another one of his solid Clotheslines. This would be his 2nd victory for the Dangerous Championship.
Ford couldn't leave it alone and decided to flaunt the title in front of Freebear(who almost kicked out of the Clothesline). Well Ford got himself a Bear Force One Moonsault and egg all over his face.
Then Corella sat down with Panzerotti...where he brought up a great point with Corella saying he let THompson get the best of him during most of their match...
Wow...
I love Corella's ability, but the things he says and claims are just out of left field. Well...he got what came to him later on.
SOW v. DCWL: "The Dream" Marcus Davis v. Mike Anderson
This is a match that Marcus Davis controlled, showed his skill, but just forgot to get the victory, Letting Anderson get the pin after a roll up.
You could tell how much pain Anderson was in after the match, he got very fortunate. I definitely want to see this match again. I'd guarantee the right result with Davis winning next time. Anderson just bothers me.
Leon Corella v. Mad Cow
Yeah...Corella got his in this match. He took Mad Cow lightly and Mad Cow beat him..making two upsets in a row. Accept Corella just seemed a bit off during the match, something was on his mind. Or, he just really took Mad Cow as a joke.
Well he paid for it...
What happened after got to me, Doug Foster came out from the back with another chair and took Mad Cow down with two hard shots..and gave Corella his Hypothesis Spinning Piledriver on the chair knocking him silly...
I can't stand Foster, what's with him? I've done homework on him, he's just angry his career hasn't gone like many thought it would. Him beating up people isn't going to change things.
James O'Connor v. Chazz Christian
Yeah O'Connor won..took him 15 minutes though...O'Connor sucks..the end.
Then we heard from Cassandra Whitmore and Doug Foster, Whitmore is a good business woman. She just allies with the wrong people, they said they want Beckson to pick Foster to face Corella at Black Whole Brew.
Whitmore thinks DCWL is barren of talent? Well look who she's representing?
Then we heard from Hayden who is demanding Foster stays away from the DCWL ring unless he's wrestler or Alloy will be sent after him. Hopefully that will deter Foster and Whitmore.
Horrorshow v. The Annoyed Samoans
Very odd match as no members of either team tried to break up a pinfall. Both teams seemed off, and Wolf got the victory over Ozzie. The Samoans need Moses back, he's the most talented member of the team. He covered up for Offramp's non-athleticism. He and Ozzie would be a great tag team.
Speaking of which Ozzie and Offramp have an opportunity to win the SOW Tag Team CHampionships on November 20th. Hopefully, they can turn things around.
Then a video played of Josh Curtis, I honestly don't know much about him. He does have a reputation, but it will be interesting to see what he can accomplish in the DCWL.
GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Max Turbo v. Julian Beckson
Turbogot dominated in the beginning but continued to fight, and when he looked like he had the Nazi on the ropes..he was able to hit the move I will never say; due to it's meaning, and get the victory.
Now as to what followed I want to call someone out...
Anthony Didiano...
While I know that you are a loud mouth, numb brained, over paid, under compensated piece of crap..but do you really feel that what Thompson did was over words? You call his action atrocious(which is a word I doubt you can spell or define)?
I haven't once heard you speak out against the Nazi..You sicken me..Just go away...PLEASE!
I will say this..Thompson whipping Nazi with a whip and pouring rubbing alcohol into the wounds was aggressive, heartless, and probably a little maniacal...
I was glad...
Yeah, I said it. Just like those cheering in the crowd...Finally, something happened to Nazi. DCWL hasn't fined him, suspended him, or anything else. Just a slap on the wrist...
I think Thompson did the right thing...and I support him.
Moore Notes
I got a glimpse at Maurice Thompson after the show, he was just shaking his head and didn't have much to say.
I wonder if James O'Connor will return to the DCWL to actually man up and do something credible.
In the words of Mad Cow, "MOOOOO"
....
Sorry, had to do that once.
What Moore Wants
Anthony Didiano to keep his mouth shut.
Marcus Davis v. Mike Anderson
Doug Foster v. Leon Corella(Come on Nazi)
The Nazi to never come back...
A DCWL Tag Team Division...
Sierra Brown to face Natasha Watkins from the NJWF...
Chazz Christian to get a major pay raise.
Did I mention that I wanted Anthony Didiano to not be a bitch?
Well folks, that's all from me right now. I hope you enjoy your week, you will be hearing from me again soon!
(Nazi and Anthony Didiano Suck!)
Julianne Moore here, you know that sexy twenty-three year old you've never seen? That's me! After, "Death of A Ladies Man" the DCWL is looking to make sense of what Maurice Thompson did to Beckson.
Who will Beckson and Corella face at Drink Black Whole Brew..
And what the hell is Doug Foster doing?
Lets get on with this shall we?
Paul Doom vs Killa 187, Ert Williams, Necro Bartender
This was a bit random and surprising..not sure who decided a light tube match was a good idea to get the crowd into it. But hey, Da Ace Killas and Necro Jabrone...I mean Necro Bartender need to earn their pay right. Paul Doom never stood a chance.
Brian Irwin v. Max Turbo v. B.A. Jive v. Nathan Taylor
Yes, you read that correctly, Kevin Alloy came out and announced that the monster Nathan Taylor was taking Porno Anderson's place in this match. Which made him the automatic favorite.
This was a highly competitive match, and I wanted to see Taylor win so he could get in the ring against Beckson. I may not like Taylor, but I've seen him in the ring. He's even more powerful than the Nazi(better known as Beckson)!
Around fourteen and a half minutes Turbo rolled up Irwin to get the win. He erned himself a long break before taking on Beckson in the main event. His speed will be a challenge for Beckson.
Then we heard from Maurice Thompson, who surprisingly had nothing to say about Beckson, which would only be a tale of things to come later in the night...
Next that moron Henry Spikes came out with Erica "I Whine A lot" Toughill and James "I'm A MMA Reject" O'Connor. Which caused Kyle Hayded and Kevin Alloy to come out. The ending result would be Sierra Brown set to face Erica Toughill and James O'Connor to take on the retired Chazz Christian. Yeah...O'Connor is tough he can wrestle a retired commentator with a heart problem....
Maybe he'll challenge Blaze next...
Logan "Sledge" Braddock v. Alton West
This was a surprisingly competitive match, I felt West had Sledge beat, but he was able to fight out of the West Lock and was able to hit West with the BLock Buster. It was a good showing for West, but Sledge got the victory.
I'm not sure what match Rich Manning saw to say Sledge dominated West...The bigger question is why did Max Turbo come out to help West afterward?
Maurice Thompson v. The Great Atma
Now...The word is that Atma is West...Even the DCWL webmaster feels the same. Eh...he probably is...
He busted open Thompson in what was a very good match. Thompson's extensive training looked to pay off as he looked to be in better shape. He also withstood Shining Wizard after Shining Wizard from Atma,
He eventually dropped Atma on his neck with his devastating Uranage the, "Native's Unite" to put Atma away. Definitely a good victory for the youngster.
Then Beckson came to the ring and attempted to give some management driven apology...yeah...skip. I have my spill on this "man" later.
Sierra Brown v. Erica Toughill
This was a hard hitting match with a contrast of styled that I definitely thought Toughill would win, but another "The Truth" Superkick ended another night and Toughill got another victory.
I think Molly Molotov is the only woman on our roster that can stop Brown.
Then we heard from Marcus Davis, after that idiot Dan Clear lost himself a story. He was prepared for his match against the cocky Mike Anderson.
Then we had something that really got under my skin..Dan Clear interviewed the Nazi(by accident) and claimed DCWL management were trying to get the belt off of him and "give" it to Turbo or Thompson to _IMPRESS_ their liberal friends.
....
....
Go To Hell Dan Clear, I wish they were trying to cheat the Nazi out of the belt...You need to go back to whatever pathetic place you crawled from and stay there. You aren't cut for this business, you're a joke. I mean Caleb Brantseg is in your family...
Get A Clue
Moving on...
DANGEROUS CHAMPIONSHIP: American Freebear v. Derrick L. Ford
This was a solid match that I was guessing Freebear would be the victor in, instead Ford kept fighting and got the victory after another one of his solid Clotheslines. This would be his 2nd victory for the Dangerous Championship.
Ford couldn't leave it alone and decided to flaunt the title in front of Freebear(who almost kicked out of the Clothesline). Well Ford got himself a Bear Force One Moonsault and egg all over his face.
Then Corella sat down with Panzerotti...where he brought up a great point with Corella saying he let THompson get the best of him during most of their match...
Wow...
I love Corella's ability, but the things he says and claims are just out of left field. Well...he got what came to him later on.
SOW v. DCWL: "The Dream" Marcus Davis v. Mike Anderson
This is a match that Marcus Davis controlled, showed his skill, but just forgot to get the victory, Letting Anderson get the pin after a roll up.
You could tell how much pain Anderson was in after the match, he got very fortunate. I definitely want to see this match again. I'd guarantee the right result with Davis winning next time. Anderson just bothers me.
Leon Corella v. Mad Cow
Yeah...Corella got his in this match. He took Mad Cow lightly and Mad Cow beat him..making two upsets in a row. Accept Corella just seemed a bit off during the match, something was on his mind. Or, he just really took Mad Cow as a joke.
Well he paid for it...
What happened after got to me, Doug Foster came out from the back with another chair and took Mad Cow down with two hard shots..and gave Corella his Hypothesis Spinning Piledriver on the chair knocking him silly...
I can't stand Foster, what's with him? I've done homework on him, he's just angry his career hasn't gone like many thought it would. Him beating up people isn't going to change things.
James O'Connor v. Chazz Christian
Yeah O'Connor won..took him 15 minutes though...O'Connor sucks..the end.
Then we heard from Cassandra Whitmore and Doug Foster, Whitmore is a good business woman. She just allies with the wrong people, they said they want Beckson to pick Foster to face Corella at Black Whole Brew.
Whitmore thinks DCWL is barren of talent? Well look who she's representing?
Then we heard from Hayden who is demanding Foster stays away from the DCWL ring unless he's wrestler or Alloy will be sent after him. Hopefully that will deter Foster and Whitmore.
Horrorshow v. The Annoyed Samoans
Very odd match as no members of either team tried to break up a pinfall. Both teams seemed off, and Wolf got the victory over Ozzie. The Samoans need Moses back, he's the most talented member of the team. He covered up for Offramp's non-athleticism. He and Ozzie would be a great tag team.
Speaking of which Ozzie and Offramp have an opportunity to win the SOW Tag Team CHampionships on November 20th. Hopefully, they can turn things around.
Then a video played of Josh Curtis, I honestly don't know much about him. He does have a reputation, but it will be interesting to see what he can accomplish in the DCWL.
GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP: Max Turbo v. Julian Beckson
Turbogot dominated in the beginning but continued to fight, and when he looked like he had the Nazi on the ropes..he was able to hit the move I will never say; due to it's meaning, and get the victory.
Now as to what followed I want to call someone out...
Anthony Didiano...
While I know that you are a loud mouth, numb brained, over paid, under compensated piece of crap..but do you really feel that what Thompson did was over words? You call his action atrocious(which is a word I doubt you can spell or define)?
I haven't once heard you speak out against the Nazi..You sicken me..Just go away...PLEASE!
I will say this..Thompson whipping Nazi with a whip and pouring rubbing alcohol into the wounds was aggressive, heartless, and probably a little maniacal...
I was glad...
Yeah, I said it. Just like those cheering in the crowd...Finally, something happened to Nazi. DCWL hasn't fined him, suspended him, or anything else. Just a slap on the wrist...
I think Thompson did the right thing...and I support him.
Moore Notes
I got a glimpse at Maurice Thompson after the show, he was just shaking his head and didn't have much to say.
I wonder if James O'Connor will return to the DCWL to actually man up and do something credible.
In the words of Mad Cow, "MOOOOO"
....
Sorry, had to do that once.
What Moore Wants
Anthony Didiano to keep his mouth shut.
Marcus Davis v. Mike Anderson
Doug Foster v. Leon Corella(Come on Nazi)
The Nazi to never come back...
A DCWL Tag Team Division...
Sierra Brown to face Natasha Watkins from the NJWF...
Chazz Christian to get a major pay raise.
Did I mention that I wanted Anthony Didiano to not be a bitch?
Well folks, that's all from me right now. I hope you enjoy your week, you will be hearing from me again soon!
(Nazi and Anthony Didiano Suck!)
