Post by Jon A on Jun 12, 2009 19:36:57 GMT -7
HANDLED BY: Up for grabs!
NAME: Porno Anderson
HOMETOWN: Ann Arbor, Michigan
HEIGHT (feet & inches): 5' 10"
WEIGHT (pounds/lbs): 265
BIRTHDATE (MM-DD-YYYY): Apr 29, 1977
PERSONALITY (in lieu of face/heel):
[X] Miscreant (pleasure in causing grief, blurred ethics) [Randy Orton, Vader]
GIMMICK IN ONE OR TWO SENTENCES: Weirdo who tends to freak out opponents.
REASON FOR CHARACTER BEING IN WRESTLING IN ONE OR TWO SENTENCES: No one is really sure. Rumor has it he used to watch a lot of wrestling while surfing for porn and tends to now associate the two.
BRIEF BIOGRAPHY: (100-300 words): Porno Anderson matches are not for the faint of heart. He is reportedly in a permanent fugue state in which he is an adult film star. Anderson reported became so addicted to online pornography he now tends to frame the world in terms of porn. This is especially unfortunate for his opponents, who have to suffer his mental disorder. The majority of Anderson's offense is standard and very effective wrestling, but look below. No, literally. LOOK OUT BELOW.
ENTRANCE THEME: "#1 Crush" by Garbage
LINK TO ENTRANCE THEME (if found in a YouTube video or easily downloadable mp3 form): www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0X8W6E5xeU
SIGNIFICANT PERSONALITY STRENGTH(S):
- Porno really does have wrestling skill and if he could snap out of this creepy obsession, he could become a major star.
- A lot of opponents are too creeped out to
mountsustainput forthcreate an offense. - Ah, come on. Like you haven't seen it online.
SIGNIFICANT PERSONALITY WEAKNESS(ES):
- He is an fugue state, so he's a few pergies short of a banquet.
- If you're not creeped out, then you're pissed off at him.
- Kind of clumsy.
SIGNATURE/SETUP MOVES and/or SECONDARY FINISHERS:
1. Gorilla Clutch - A Texas Cloverleaf with the opponent facing the other way. Anderson will fall back and add a bodyscissor as well.
2. Piledriver - Anderson says he adds his own special twist.
3. Frequent taunts.
FINISHING MOVE/HOLD: The LSP (old school DCWLers will figure out this acronym.)
DESCRIPTION: Inverted facelock into an overhead Stunner.