Post by yansuko on Dec 18, 2009 20:43:17 GMT -7
Welcome DCWL Enthusiasts,
Julianne Moore here, and we just witnessed Ark Of The Long Ass Name. I just want to say....
HA! HA! HA!
The Nazi LOST!
Other than that, how much nepotism exists in the DCWL management. Kevin Alloy is brought back...AND he's pretending to be psycho devil?
Yep...
Me and my sexiness would have been such a better replacement. We're going to do something new, instead of going over each and every match, I'm going to highlight what caught my eye during the night.
Daisetsu Bando and Team NJWF impressed me. I guess all the years training there does them justice. Bando looked strong, and the Broken Redux 1.0 from Davis was devastating! From what I heard, that was the first time he ever used the move, and wow!
That's not to take away from the SOW team who was also impressive. Most of all was Chris Caranova with his Adrenaline Rush that put down Lennox Perkins. Who the doctors are telling to take a week off without any physical activity. He just had a minor neck spasm.
Something else that caught my attention was how good The Hype looked...Oh and WHO called the mystery team was The Hype?
That's right...Julianna did!
I was also shocked at Doug Foster screwing team NJWF, throwing the match to that ass Terry Anderson or whatever his name is. Then attacking Alexander Davis and Daisetsu Bando. I'd like to see him do that when their backs aren't turned or to their faces.
Speaking of George Anderson...How much of an ass kicking can someone take to just get lucky roll up and use the Memphis Classic? Just doesn't impress me
On the other hand, Sledge and American Freebear(despite his loss) looked very impressive. Although I want to see the Bear Force One during a match!
Maurice Thompson didn't look good, I think he was too fresh coming into the match and didn't look well. BA Jive and Denis Cyr looked great. Especially, Cyr. His time in Canda refreshed him and he was just tossing people around and looked dominating.
Did I mention? Unique Element was robbed...Case closed!
I'm happy for Leon Corella who defeated the Nazi. Big Mike Foyer has to be bipolar, one moment he is helping the Nazi out and hating Corella. The next he's attacking the Nazi and passing up an opportunity to nail Corella?
TOOOOOLLLLL!
Make up your mind, don't mind seeing the Nazi go down..but when you speak so strongly about your cause and you go back on it...you look lame.
Then Joey Anderson went on and won the the blank contract....
Sigh...
That ruined my night.
Moore Notes
Did you guys hear my sexy voice when I interviewed Unique Element? I know it's cute.
So Atma and West aren't the same person? I guess that's why you never assume anything.
Howard Anderson, Big Nasty, and Mike Foyer against Unique Element will be an amazing match. I hope it's the main event and that Unique Element wins.
What Moore Wants
Alexander Davis and Doug Foster to go at it.
Fiona Casey and Sierra Brown to throw down hard!
HaYden to actually become a man(That will never happen) (ed: Please take a very close look at the name signing your paycheque, Julianne. Also note that I gave you a six-month probationary period when I hired you in September. Also remember that the only reason I hired you was because you shared the same name as Maude Lebowski. Perhaps if you spent less time on Facebook and more time fact checking I wouldn't have laughed in your face for three consecutive minutes when you asked to be Deputy Commissioner. Just a suggestion, Jules. -Kyle)
Dan Clear to stay gone.
A DCWL Tag Division.
to see Unique Element retain their belts (and actually get them back).
Peace My Lovelies!
Julianne Moore here, and we just witnessed Ark Of The Long Ass Name. I just want to say....
HA! HA! HA!
The Nazi LOST!
Other than that, how much nepotism exists in the DCWL management. Kevin Alloy is brought back...AND he's pretending to be psycho devil?
Yep...
Me and my sexiness would have been such a better replacement. We're going to do something new, instead of going over each and every match, I'm going to highlight what caught my eye during the night.
Daisetsu Bando and Team NJWF impressed me. I guess all the years training there does them justice. Bando looked strong, and the Broken Redux 1.0 from Davis was devastating! From what I heard, that was the first time he ever used the move, and wow!
That's not to take away from the SOW team who was also impressive. Most of all was Chris Caranova with his Adrenaline Rush that put down Lennox Perkins. Who the doctors are telling to take a week off without any physical activity. He just had a minor neck spasm.
Something else that caught my attention was how good The Hype looked...Oh and WHO called the mystery team was The Hype?
That's right...Julianna did!
I was also shocked at Doug Foster screwing team NJWF, throwing the match to that ass Terry Anderson or whatever his name is. Then attacking Alexander Davis and Daisetsu Bando. I'd like to see him do that when their backs aren't turned or to their faces.
Speaking of George Anderson...How much of an ass kicking can someone take to just get lucky roll up and use the Memphis Classic? Just doesn't impress me
On the other hand, Sledge and American Freebear(despite his loss) looked very impressive. Although I want to see the Bear Force One during a match!
Maurice Thompson didn't look good, I think he was too fresh coming into the match and didn't look well. BA Jive and Denis Cyr looked great. Especially, Cyr. His time in Canda refreshed him and he was just tossing people around and looked dominating.
Did I mention? Unique Element was robbed...Case closed!
I'm happy for Leon Corella who defeated the Nazi. Big Mike Foyer has to be bipolar, one moment he is helping the Nazi out and hating Corella. The next he's attacking the Nazi and passing up an opportunity to nail Corella?
TOOOOOLLLLL!
Make up your mind, don't mind seeing the Nazi go down..but when you speak so strongly about your cause and you go back on it...you look lame.
Then Joey Anderson went on and won the the blank contract....
Sigh...
That ruined my night.
Moore Notes
Did you guys hear my sexy voice when I interviewed Unique Element? I know it's cute.
So Atma and West aren't the same person? I guess that's why you never assume anything.
Howard Anderson, Big Nasty, and Mike Foyer against Unique Element will be an amazing match. I hope it's the main event and that Unique Element wins.
What Moore Wants
Alexander Davis and Doug Foster to go at it.
Fiona Casey and Sierra Brown to throw down hard!
HaYden to actually become a man(That will never happen) (ed: Please take a very close look at the name signing your paycheque, Julianne. Also note that I gave you a six-month probationary period when I hired you in September. Also remember that the only reason I hired you was because you shared the same name as Maude Lebowski. Perhaps if you spent less time on Facebook and more time fact checking I wouldn't have laughed in your face for three consecutive minutes when you asked to be Deputy Commissioner. Just a suggestion, Jules. -Kyle)
Dan Clear to stay gone.
A DCWL Tag Division.
to see Unique Element retain their belts (and actually get them back).
Peace My Lovelies!
