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Post by leoncorella on Nov 28, 2009 16:15:45 GMT -7
You know it's Christmas time when the Turkey is put away and everyone just collectively loses their ever loving minds. Traffic is thicker and stupider, family members get more snippity with each other, and it just seems like you're sitting on a powder keg waiting for it to go off.... Ah... The Holidays... You know it's Christmas when- ...Instead of singing Deck the Halls, you have an overwhelming urge to deck people in any open hallway. ....Store prices magically go down by 30%, but if you're paying attention, they'll be exactly the same prices if not MORE than what you'd normally pay on any other day of the week. ....You recieve a $5,000 fine for speeding, when it's normally $50 to $100. ....You have a heartattack after looking at your electric bill in the first week with all those pretty lights all over your house and the animatronic Nativity scene in front of your house going non-stop for 24 hours. ....You gain 100 pounds with barely any effort at all within less than a two month period. and finally... You know it's Christmas when you see shit like this pop up in your email... Merry F**kin' Christmas everybody!
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Post by Jon A on Dec 19, 2009 12:14:46 GMT -7
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Post by leoncorella on Dec 19, 2009 21:10:51 GMT -7
Sometimes you can find wisdom at the bottom of a bottle. The problem is, remembering it the next day after the hangover.
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