Post by spookydoom on Jan 18, 2010 19:23:02 GMT -7
[The following is a video promo from the American Freebear, uploaded on YouTube at his very request (Freebear ain't too good with modern technology). After the treacherous... double underhook powerbomb variant? Yeah, let's call it that; after the uncalled for sneak attack by Leon Corella, the American Freebear just couldn't wait until War of the Words to address the situation and recorded a video response right away.]
"CORELLA!!! I made a promise last time on WotW regarding the Dangerous title and I'm making one now concernin' YOU: I ain't leaving "Contains Spoilers" without tanning your hide and making my very own Championship belt outta you!! You know how one exactly tans a hide? WE SQUASH IT UNTIL IT'S AS FLAT AS LEATHER!!! Freebear Moonsault, off the top; no need for perfection when you got Earth's mightiest creature creating crispy craters inside the ring! Goddamn asthmatic pig-faced weasely little snake in the grass!! I'M A BEAR!!! Primadonna, cannot start a sentence without coming off like William Shatner, weezing around like some punctured set of bagpipes, ... this and ... that! The American Freebear has the cure for what ails you, but this one tablet might be a bit hard to swallow!"
[Needless to say, the Freebear is apoplectic. Gesturing madly and beard flailing freely, what the American Freebear couldn't do or say at The Year We Make Contact, he's doing now. Speaking of which...]
"Dont think for one second that I couldn't hear the words you said about me as my head was still ringing! If you think for one second I didn't earn a title shot, earned my spot within this company... You ain't just dead wrong, you'll be plain old DEAD!!! I flew into DCWL ready to rock only to play around with the likes of Tungsten, those "Main Street Killas", went back and forth and nowhere against Derrick L. Ford!!! Sick and tired of playing around and sick and tired of going nowhere!! IT'S TIME TO STOP PLAYING AROUND AND START BREAKING BONES! No more games, video games, game overs or otherwise! Corella, WE GON' GET REAL, SON!! From my humble home in Jacksonville Florida to the other end of the country in Seattle Washington: Freebear is taking a shortcut to the gold by way of a right mighty divebomb, cuz the American Freebear is the only bear that flies!"
[Makes great big "title belt" motions around his waist now.]
"Ain't nobody that can tell the American Freebear how to act, what to look for, what to want in life!! I came here in DCWL to fly, not just in the ring, not just across the world... No, I came here to soar to the highest heights as the biggest strongest champion DCWL'll ever have, and there ain't no wheezin' weasel that can ever stop a hurricane in motion!! You say you never asked for a belt? BULLSHIT! And we both know that! Just so happen that this Freebear is a mite hungry and you know what they say about bears being omnivores... Sometimes we eat berries, sometimes we eat meat; well this Freebear is hungry for gold!"
[The excited frenzy of shouting and hollering... momentarilly dies down. Oh he still has those embers of fury in his eyes alright, but now you can stop putting the volume at its lowest setting so as to preserve your eardrums.]
"Only thing I can say now is NO MORE MISTER NICE FLYING URSINE!!! I think its about high time that DCWL get's itself a real champ rather then an asthmatic weezin' weasel! Alright, so I originally set out to grab the Dangerous title but Championship's good! With Ford gone, seems Corella's in the wrong place at the wrong time! Bigger and meaner, here comes the American Freebear, and this bear you cannot change!!!"
[As the video finishes, you have a choice of watching a funny commercial about a man stealing a bear's salmon or Ric Flair getting mauled by a bear. Your play now...]
"CORELLA!!! I made a promise last time on WotW regarding the Dangerous title and I'm making one now concernin' YOU: I ain't leaving "Contains Spoilers" without tanning your hide and making my very own Championship belt outta you!! You know how one exactly tans a hide? WE SQUASH IT UNTIL IT'S AS FLAT AS LEATHER!!! Freebear Moonsault, off the top; no need for perfection when you got Earth's mightiest creature creating crispy craters inside the ring! Goddamn asthmatic pig-faced weasely little snake in the grass!! I'M A BEAR!!! Primadonna, cannot start a sentence without coming off like William Shatner, weezing around like some punctured set of bagpipes, ... this and ... that! The American Freebear has the cure for what ails you, but this one tablet might be a bit hard to swallow!"
[Needless to say, the Freebear is apoplectic. Gesturing madly and beard flailing freely, what the American Freebear couldn't do or say at The Year We Make Contact, he's doing now. Speaking of which...]
"Dont think for one second that I couldn't hear the words you said about me as my head was still ringing! If you think for one second I didn't earn a title shot, earned my spot within this company... You ain't just dead wrong, you'll be plain old DEAD!!! I flew into DCWL ready to rock only to play around with the likes of Tungsten, those "Main Street Killas", went back and forth and nowhere against Derrick L. Ford!!! Sick and tired of playing around and sick and tired of going nowhere!! IT'S TIME TO STOP PLAYING AROUND AND START BREAKING BONES! No more games, video games, game overs or otherwise! Corella, WE GON' GET REAL, SON!! From my humble home in Jacksonville Florida to the other end of the country in Seattle Washington: Freebear is taking a shortcut to the gold by way of a right mighty divebomb, cuz the American Freebear is the only bear that flies!"
[Makes great big "title belt" motions around his waist now.]
"Ain't nobody that can tell the American Freebear how to act, what to look for, what to want in life!! I came here in DCWL to fly, not just in the ring, not just across the world... No, I came here to soar to the highest heights as the biggest strongest champion DCWL'll ever have, and there ain't no wheezin' weasel that can ever stop a hurricane in motion!! You say you never asked for a belt? BULLSHIT! And we both know that! Just so happen that this Freebear is a mite hungry and you know what they say about bears being omnivores... Sometimes we eat berries, sometimes we eat meat; well this Freebear is hungry for gold!"
[The excited frenzy of shouting and hollering... momentarilly dies down. Oh he still has those embers of fury in his eyes alright, but now you can stop putting the volume at its lowest setting so as to preserve your eardrums.]
"Only thing I can say now is NO MORE MISTER NICE FLYING URSINE!!! I think its about high time that DCWL get's itself a real champ rather then an asthmatic weezin' weasel! Alright, so I originally set out to grab the Dangerous title but Championship's good! With Ford gone, seems Corella's in the wrong place at the wrong time! Bigger and meaner, here comes the American Freebear, and this bear you cannot change!!!"
[As the video finishes, you have a choice of watching a funny commercial about a man stealing a bear's salmon or Ric Flair getting mauled by a bear. Your play now...]
