YOU ARE INVITED (ALL DCWL EMPLOYEES READ)!

[Holski]

... to the DCWL Governor General's FIRST EVER Garden Party.

Upon Kyle Hayden's orders, attendance for all company heads and foreign federation diplomats is MANDATORY.

However, if you are a DCWL competitor, while you are not under orders to attend it is still greatly encouraged. It is also the understanding that most main-event talent has prior commitments.

Confirmed guests so far:

DCWL Governor General and Former OWC Tag Team Champion Ace Stevens
DCWL President Kyle Hayden (MANDATORY)
DCWL Head Trainer Kevin Alloy (MANDATORY)
Shootfire Pro Ambassador Henry Spikes (MANDATORY) - GG's note: WOO HOO!!
Former DCWL, OWC and RW Tag Team Champion Killa 187
Former DCWL and RW Tag Team Champion Ert Williams
James the Necro Bartender
Mark
Former CIWA and CWA Commentator Chris Holland
Former DCWL Platinum Champion, HSW Champion, RW Champion, OWC Triple Crown Titleholder and UWAC Canadian Champion* Curt Olsen

RSVP below.

[aphilfan]

PANSAC: Ace Stevens hosting a garden party?

MINA: What the hell is a garden party?

WOLF: Well, Mina, it's when you set the kegs up OUTSIDE so that when that asshole who still hasn't learned how to hold his liquor has too much...

*SLAP*

WOLF: Oww, damnit Mina!

PANSAC: It's more of a reception type thing. You know, meet and greet, polite, diplomatic conversation.

MINA: So they're inviting us to a party,

WOLF: ...with no booze...

MINA: ...that's not really a party...

WOLF: ...with no booze...

MINA: ...with our bosses...

WOLF: ...and no...

*WHOOSH*

WOLF: Haha, you mis

*THWACK*

MINA: Stop interrupting me! So why on Earth would any of us want to go?

PANSAC: I'm going. Could be fun.

MINA: Oh there's a surprise. You read presidential history books for fun.

PANSAC: I know better than to pass up an opportunity to witness Ace, Henry and Kyle in the same place at the same time. You guys forget I worked Henry's security detail when shit went down with all of them. Stolen checks, chucking people in an in-arena jail cell, bugging people's offices...they fight dirty, and have long memories to boot. They're capable of ANYTHING.

[Pause.]

MINA: Could be fun.

WOLF: And I've been meaning to ask Necro Bartender about the proportions he uses on a Dude.

[Two blank stares.]

WOLF: Caucasian?

[Frustrated sigh.]

WOLF: A White Russian?! Vodka, Kahlua, Cream?

[Oh, right.]

WOLF: Nice enough to get me one after Triocalypse...perfect amount of vodka. Have to figure out how he did that.

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Horrorshow will be attending.

[Holski]

Added to the guest list:

Horrorshow
BA Jive
Hollywood Panzarotti
Tawny Blake Olsen
Marcus Youngstreet (HOLY SHIT!)

[yansuko]

*Clears Throat*

Isn't Grr Guy our head trainer?

[Holski]

I don't know: the DCWL doesn't give me enough for a research department, so I could only afford Mark. His last note said "KEVIN ALLLOY IS PRITTY BIG! HOW OLD IS HE?!?"

[Holski]

More guests added!

Alton West
Paul Doom
DCWL Legend Crazy Pylon Man
Sam Smith (WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!)