Post by Alton West on Jun 21, 2009 19:59:56 GMT -7
Just got home from the inaugural Alton West Wrestling Hall of Fame ceremony. Not a lot of wrestling fans in Abbotsford-- not many turned out to see my acceptance speech. By hour four there were only a few hundred thousand people left in the stadium. Very disappointing.
Father's day today. Dad wanted to go to Boston Pizza AGAIN. I had to explain to him that Boston Pizza is still riding the wave of success they had from last the last Father's Day we spent there. I can't believe he didn't understand the "Maple Leaf Champion Effect." Can you imagine? By June 2010 everyone will be wanting to go to Boston Pizza for breakfast/lunch/dinner and whole economy will grind to a halt. I don't want to be party to that.
We went to Denny's instead. My Super Bird was too greasy and the tomatos were mushy. I think we're going back to Boston Pizza next year.
Anyway, the way I've got it figured in my head is that Porno Anderson is entertaining for about 14 minutes, so I figure I'll slap on a Westlock at about 13:48 of the match. That should give Porno his usual 7 second reaction time and the three seconds the ref needs to react. Give or take I think I'm going to end the match at around 13:58 or :59.
xoxo,
The Greatest Athlete Who Ever Lived,
Alton.
Father's day today. Dad wanted to go to Boston Pizza AGAIN. I had to explain to him that Boston Pizza is still riding the wave of success they had from last the last Father's Day we spent there. I can't believe he didn't understand the "Maple Leaf Champion Effect." Can you imagine? By June 2010 everyone will be wanting to go to Boston Pizza for breakfast/lunch/dinner and whole economy will grind to a halt. I don't want to be party to that.
We went to Denny's instead. My Super Bird was too greasy and the tomatos were mushy. I think we're going back to Boston Pizza next year.
Anyway, the way I've got it figured in my head is that Porno Anderson is entertaining for about 14 minutes, so I figure I'll slap on a Westlock at about 13:48 of the match. That should give Porno his usual 7 second reaction time and the three seconds the ref needs to react. Give or take I think I'm going to end the match at around 13:58 or :59.
xoxo,
The Greatest Athlete Who Ever Lived,
Alton.