Post by aphilfan on Aug 17, 2009 11:52:50 GMT -7
[Fade in to Derrick Ford, sitting at home, watching a big screen TV. We can clearly see Kyle Hayden in his Ratt Klyczofvski role, jumping on top of Mistress Dandelion and what appears to be violating her chest. The television is on mute.]
FORD: Hi there, Kyle! Just watching some of your greatest hits. I thought I'd share this with the public so they could get to know the "real Kyle Hayden." Anyway, I'm flattered by your offer and have decided to take you up on your offer of a Grand Championship qualifying match. I just hope that, when I win, you'll present me that belt yourself. I'd hate to have to miss your reaction...or that of your paid baboon. Now, if you'll excuse me, I was enjoying myself here.
[He turns back to the tv, where Ratt and Kevin Alloy dressed as Satan are singing a song and playing the keyboard. Ford turns the mute button off.]
RATT: CHRISTIAN MARQUARDT!
[Ford laughs hysterically as we fade out.]
(OOC: Edited now that I'm not under a time limit.)
FORD: Hi there, Kyle! Just watching some of your greatest hits. I thought I'd share this with the public so they could get to know the "real Kyle Hayden." Anyway, I'm flattered by your offer and have decided to take you up on your offer of a Grand Championship qualifying match. I just hope that, when I win, you'll present me that belt yourself. I'd hate to have to miss your reaction...or that of your paid baboon. Now, if you'll excuse me, I was enjoying myself here.
[He turns back to the tv, where Ratt and Kevin Alloy dressed as Satan are singing a song and playing the keyboard. Ford turns the mute button off.]
RATT: CHRISTIAN MARQUARDT!
[Ford laughs hysterically as we fade out.]
(OOC: Edited now that I'm not under a time limit.)
