Post by Jon A on Jun 7, 2009 21:48:29 GMT -7
Rich Manning, play-by-play - Rich is a younger, but experienced hand in the broadcast booth. He can cite chapter and verse DCWL history, as well as a few other now-defunct federations. He's also kind of dorky, as witnessed by his trademark "OH MY GOODNESS!" The time off is rumored to have made him a bit bitter.
Chris Chazz, color commentary - Stylishly dressed always. His raspy voice and penchant for non-sequiturs mask someone who knows a lot about the mechanics of wrestling. He's less of a heel and more of a realist. Rumored to be a transvestite. Only Kyle Hayden knows for sure...
Hollywood Panzerotti, backstage host - Hollywood is total 80s old school heel commentary. It's difficult to miss him in a crowd with his long brown curly hair, thick beard, and invariably garish attire. He's misanthropic, joking at inopportune moments, and openly roots for the bad guy. It's like Bender from "Futurama" come to life. He'll host a segment or two backstage within the show.
Blaze Crimson, backstage interviewer - Blaze is a woman in her late twenties who has been with the DCWL since 2002. Beautiful, yes, but she resents the "eye candy" factor of women is wrestling and presents herself as well-researched and smart.
Dan Clear, investigative journalist - Dan is the opposite. Vain, egomaniacal, and full of bombast and smarminess, this pseudo-journalist is always looking to break the big story while maintaining perfect hair. Of course, Dan always ends up breaking no news at all.
Anthony Didiano, op-ed - DCWL's answer to Jim Rome. Will pop up from time to time to deliver an opinion piece on the DCWL. Didiano occasionally gets himself in hot water with one smart-ass comment too many.
Buckley Luck - Long-time ring announcer for the DCWL, he works as the afternoon DJ at a radio station in Vancouver, British Columbia.
